Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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