So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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