we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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