i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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