Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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