We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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