what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I will pee on everything he values.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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