There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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