HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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