no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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