I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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