Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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