My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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