Sponge bath it is.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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