Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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