and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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