Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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