if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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