We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Randomize
