You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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