I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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