how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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