just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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