Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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