Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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