i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
