This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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