it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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