I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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