Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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