somebody snuck up and got me drunk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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