lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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