She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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