So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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