It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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