it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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