wake up i wanna do it froggy style
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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