You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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