she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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