Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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