HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
