dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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