Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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