And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
only you would photoshop your dick
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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