You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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