It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
