Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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