Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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