New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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