yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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