god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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