I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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