She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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