Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Come see our sink grown plant.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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