i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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